Valentine's Day is approaching, and so is its ancient predecessor, Lupercalia. Although we no longer celebrate this holiday by running around town naked, there's no reason why we can't observe private celebrations of running naked around town. sheet. To help you with that, we've searched high and low (fully clothed) to find the best sex toy deals ahead of February 14th.
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This just screams Valentine's Day! The aptly named Satisfyer Cutie Heart Suction Toy is a pocket-sized air pulse stimulator in the shape of an adorable little heart. The shape is also surprisingly suitable for solo use. During testing, I found the buttons a little distracting, but overall it was a solid suction toy.
Librator's Fascinator Sex Blanket is exactly what it sounds like. It has a waterproof lining and a soft exterior that rolls up easily when not in use. This is perfect for people who have partners who squirt or want to make sure their sheets stay dry when they're having fun. During testing, we found that the waterproof lining can get a little wrinkled at first, but after a little use and wear, it feels less plastic.
The Lovense Hush is a vibrating anal plug, but instead of having to awkwardly fiddle with buttons on the device, it comes with a remote control. This feature is useful for solo or shared use, and the intensity can be adjusted using the remote control, making it a versatile and fun toy.
Lelo's Sila Cruise is a suction toy designed for slow body growth. During testing, WIRED reviewer Lauryn Strampe praised the wide intensity range, allowing you to start with very gentle orgasms and work your way up to deep, powerful orgasms. This is her version of Lelo's Cruise, which automatically increases the vibration intensity when pressed hard against your body.
Although this plug doesn't vibrate and doesn't have a remote control, Blush's Temptasia Pom Butt Plug is small and approachable in size and comes with a (faux fur) bunnytail to add some flair to your bedroom. I found the size to be perfect for casual play and not a necessity. preparation Can be used widely.
Magic Wand Mini tends to fluctuate in price frequently. This price has been in place since early December, but occasionally it returns to the manufacturer's suggested retail price. This is our top pick in our best vibrators guide, and for good reason. I like the amazing multi-session battery life (about 2.5-3 hours depending on vibration intensity) and the small form factor when compared to the classic (and huge) Magic Wand.
Loose-shaped suction toys are a popular category these days, and this one is one of our favorites. One Rose is coated with soft silicone and the buttons are transparent and easy to use. The wide and soft mouth makes it easy to stimulate various erogenous zones, but it is excellent for stimulating the clitoris.