chuck norris He may have a black belt in Tan Soo Do, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Judo, but he's probably best known for the satirical fact in his name that made him an internet phenomenon.
These “facts” are absurdly exaggerated claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, sophistication, and masculinity.
Norris said his personal favorite “fact” is that people tried to add his face to Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough to grow his beard.
Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris celebrates his accomplishments 84th place On his birthday, Sunday March 10, 2024, and in his honor, below are our top 10 “Facts” (in no particular order):
1. When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father:“
2. Every night when the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
3. I get the Chuck Norris flu shot every year.
4. It's Chuck Norris' fault that Wally is always hiding.
5. Chuck Norris isn't worried about rising gas prices. His car runs in fear.
6. When Chuck Norris looked into the abyss, the abyss was looking away.
7. Chuck Norris cried his Happy Meal.
8. If Chuck Norris had been on the Titanic, the iceberg would have avoided the ship.
9. One time, a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
10. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
South African website prays for Chuck Norris. the man. mythology. Happy 84th Birthday, Legend!
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